blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

American Photoset #7

More?

LiberTea Photoset#6

Australian Photoset#5

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Rumpelstilskin, Frankenstein, and Jefferson in The Doctor.

Rumpelstilskin, Frankenstein, and Jefferson in The Doctor.

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ecyan-i:

I’m just going to curl up in bed and watch Mel Brooks movies!

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New stills of Guardians of the Galaxy (x)

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im-just-a-lucky-boy:

kunaigirl:

claclalala:

This is for all you ladies out there.

the struggle is real

I have a trans man story about this.
Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One time at the college the family bathroom was taken and so I went into the men’s room to do my business. I tried opening the little pad as quietly as I could manage, but the rustling and ripping sound still happened. I froze in silence because I didn’t know if the other guy in the men’s room heard it or not.
Then after a little bit of silence I hear…
"Who has a bag of chips?"
And in a panic I just whisper back to him “I’m not sharing.”
Then I hear a huff before he finished his business and left.

im-just-a-lucky-boy:

kunaigirl:

claclalala:

This is for all you ladies out there.

the struggle is real

I have a trans man story about this.

Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One time at the college the family bathroom was taken and so I went into the men’s room to do my business. I tried opening the little pad as quietly as I could manage, but the rustling and ripping sound still happened. I froze in silence because I didn’t know if the other guy in the men’s room heard it or not.

Then after a little bit of silence I hear…

"Who has a bag of chips?"

And in a panic I just whisper back to him “I’m not sharing.”

Then I hear a huff before he finished his business and left.

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indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

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katy-jaybird:

quixoticbones:

howstuffworks:

kammartinez:

beben-eleben:

31 Life-Changing Gifts For Ice Cream Lovers

THAT PINT-LOCK!

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

This makes me so happy

I need every one of these.

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2 oz. (60ml) White Tequila
2 oz. (60ml) Citrus Vodka
2 oz. (60ml) Triple Sec
4 Splashes Orange Bitters
10 oz. (300ml) Orange Juice
1 Orange Popsicle
1 Bottle Orange Crush Soda


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tipsybartender:

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THE ORANGE GOLDFISH BOWL
2 oz. (60ml) White Tequila
2 oz. (60ml) Citrus Vodka
2 oz. (60ml) Triple Sec
4 Splashes Orange Bitters
10 oz. (300ml) Orange Juice
1 Orange Popsicle
1 Bottle Orange Crush Soda


INSTAGRAM PHOTO CREDIT: @zombesties


TAG ALL YOUR FAVORITE INSTAGRAM DRINK PHOTOS AND VIDEOS WITH: #TIPSYBARTENDER

We’ll repost the best ones. The person with the most likes wins a free Tipsy Bartender hoodie and the Tipsy Bartender book. (The pic must
belong to you. Also remember to include the recipe) We choose a new
winner each month!

#drinkporn #cocktail #foodporn #cocktails #liquor #alcohol #booze
#club#bar #drink #mixology #drinkup #yummy #amazing #yum #instagood #dessert #tequila #vodka #triplesec #popsicle #orangecrush #fishbowl


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